February 2012
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If you're headed to SXSW, check out the awesome... →
inotrope:
wow serial killers are so interesting says the privileged white girl interested in psychology
But it will save your life if you’re in a horror movie, especially ‘Dale & Tucker vs. Evil’ or ‘Silence of the Lambs.’
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“I don’t like this expression “First World problems.” It is false and it is...”
– Teju Cole (via katelinbrooke)
January 2012
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Added some of those t-shirts (along with the weird... →
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Hey metal kids, I'm auctioning off a rare clear... →
Joel: "I had a dream last night that we were on Alderaan watching the Death Star approach to blow us up. We marked the occasion by getting tattoos."
Me: "We should've got the tattoos on Tatooine, haha."
Joel: "No, we were stuck on Alderaan about to die, at which point I woke up. It wasn't even scary, it was pretty funny, people were taking cell phone pics of the Death Star."
Me: "Oh, we were on Alderaan as it blew up? So we knew our end was near and we spent our last hours getting inked and taking photos? Wow."
Joel: "Honestly, that's what I'd do in that situation. Share it on Facebook, lol."
Me: "I guess it could help if you knew people on a nearby planet with a ship who could save us?"
Joel: "Tagged in this photo- Joel, Danielle, Princess Leia, Jar Jar Binks..."
Me: "I refuse to die hanging out with Jar Jar Binks. I'll be in the bar drinking with R2 and making out with the ghost of young Obi Wan."
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Hey guys! My friend Trad, former Amity Affliction... →
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TV: What would YOU do if you found out your best friend's boyfriend was cheating on them?!
Me (to my dog): Holly, I hate to break it to you, but I saw that guy you like to run around with totally sniffing some other bitches' butt. That's right, I think Mr. Fluffles is CHEATING.
My dog: *yawns*
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December 2011
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On the ninth day of Christmas, my Mom declared to...
Mom: "There's a guy at school who has dressed like a Christmas elf every day for the past two weeks. I think you should date him. I checked, he's 18."
Me: "You want me to date a teenager simply based on the fact that he likes wearing silly outfits?"
Mom: "On pajama day, he wore a onesie with R2D2s on it."
Me: "Awww!"
Mom: "His name is Craig."
Me: "I do have a long history of crushes on boys named Craig."
Mom: "He looks like a sexy hobbit!"
Me: "Dammit Mom, you know me too well."
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http://takeaimzine.blogspot.com/2011/12/adam-mcilwe... →
I interviewed Adam McIlwee from Tigers Jaw and here’s the conversation! We save some pasta from near death and talk about Kreayshawn. We need to get this article to her (or Li’l Debbie), help with this task, internet minions!
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On the second day of Christmas, my Grandmom called...
Grammy- "DAHNYELL! Zhere ahre carolers in my yahrd!"
Me- "Um, okay. And?"
Grammy- "What do I do?"
Me- "You listen to them, I guess. I don't know. I've never had carolers come to my door, I didn't know people still did that. Pretty cool."
Grammy- "Should I geev zhem a tip?"
Me- "If they're asking for one, yeah, because it's probably for some good cause."
Grammy- "But how much? 15 percent?"
Me- "15 percent of what? That's for tipping hairdressers and waiters and things, that doesn't work with carolers."
Grammy- "I could sing back to zhem!"
Me- "No. Do not do that."
This conversation continued for half an hour. If you couldn't tell by my phonetic typing, my Grammy is French, which makes these sort of rambling conversations all the more hilarious.
Reblog with your Star Trek name: first 3 letters...
alittlebifurious:
7ns:
policeghost:
uro-boros:
qichi:
Strke Raser
This doesn’t work so well. Can I pretend my name is Strike Laser?
Sansi Natos
sounds more like Star Wars…
gonmar meles geez
flokr jores
flokr
Busde Alion
Reily Dater. That’s actually a name, I’m shocked that worked out so well.
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Watchinveteratus:
Best 12 second video ever.
This is basically all my Scottish friends were talking about today on Facebook. How bad the ‘fookin wiiiiind’ was today and then posting this video. Too funny.
