MAURY MAURY MAURY
A few weeks ago, I traveled with friends to be in the audience of the Maury Show (because why the hell pass that opportunity up?) and it turned out that we were going to be on the 2,500th episode special. There were balloons and a video of Jack Hannah holding a baby otter and my personal favourite, Connie Chung jumping out of a giant fake cake.
Well, apparently they showed the latter on TMZ (here is the video link) and 45 seconds in, you can see me on the right in my Every Time I Die shirt looking slightly embarrassed at how much enjoyment I was getting out of watching a respected journalist jump out of a plywood cake for her husband. So, two for one, I’ve been on Maury AND the train wreck that is TMZ. I hope Max the surfer dude from TMZ was the one who pitched this story, he’s mah fav. The full episode of Maury airs at noon EST on Friday the 17th, fingers crossed they show my reaction to the baby otter, because I flipped out with joy.